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by Anonymous 12 years ago

A* *This A is not really an A+ and as such is not subject to warranties and terms of use, nor will the company accept any responsibility for product defects. Furthermore, any accident that occurs while using this A will be a legitimate reason for the company to raid your house kidnap your dog and hold him for ransom. Long-time customers enrolled in our rewards program can apply for a + plan in which they would be allowed to display the + sign on their A in exchange for a share in their soul and the slavery of their first-born child, either in prostitution or construction depending on the gender.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As a guy, I saw "prostitution" and voted this up

by Anonymous 12 years ago