+350 It's cute when little kids think new shoes make them run faster, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which actually works in Pokémon

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They fucking do make you run faster >:(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sometimes they do though. In volleyball, old shoes have less traction because the bottoms have been worn down. So when you buy new shoes you actually do run a little bit faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, but everyone knows only PF Flyers can make you run faster. And jump higher.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sure, when you go from a pair of gigantic basketball shoes to a pair of sleek and light running shoes, it does make you run faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago