Bible spoiler alert: Jesus dies. amirite?

Spoiler: he comes back

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now I am not going to read it all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

spoiler: the new RFID chip is the mark of the beast. Spolier: the seven heads are acually the continents. the seven horns are really 7 leaders. new world order? i think so.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*rolls eyes* just go home, you're embarrasing yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heheh, I've been reading about the RFID chip. It was mentioned in Revelation (indirectly) isn't that weird?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I Predict a Riot): proof on christianity.... I think so

by Anonymous 13 years ago

spoiler alert: it's a magic trick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler: Everyone in the Bible dies (Except for Elijah and someone else)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is pathetic we ALL know that posts about the bible/god/religion go to the homepage and there's always a debate, this is a fail OP /:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha, I think the OP already knew that =)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and that's sad cause disrepecting someones religion is sad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and really pisses me off /:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler: Dumbledore dies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'LL KILL YOU FOOL! I think that Dumbledore's death hit me a little harder than Jesus'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler: He's retired and become Santa Claus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SNAPE! i was so mad wen i read it... but its ok cuz hes good in the end

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@DrunkOnTea Oh snap, see what you did to the person above this comment? Poor Harry Potter fan...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

theres no such thing as a poor harry potter fan. we all rule.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@240393 (ConnorNoonan): Yes there is you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler alert: He came back to slap you on the face for being a retard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He died so you have a chance to go to heaven silly :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@connornoonan I meant poor as in sad. But that's a good logical statement you made there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he raises again.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spoiler alert: A dude named Lot gets raped by his two daughters!

by Anonymous 13 years ago