+293 Trying to forget an old lover is one of the hardest things, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, it sucks because my old lovers always forget me, what with the alzheimer's and everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha "hard"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The saggy skin, the floppy jowls, and that old-person smell...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a task I've accomplished. Gentlemen: if you're talking on the phone with a girl, and she's telling you she's touching herself, don't buy it for a second - not even the other ends of phone sex lines touch themselves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago