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Trying to forget an old lover is one of the hardest things, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, it sucks because my old lovers always forget me, what with the alzheimer's and everything
by Anonymous13 years ago
haha "hard"
by Anonymous13 years ago
The saggy skin, the floppy jowls, and that old-person smell...
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's a task I've accomplished. Gentlemen: if you're talking on the phone with a girl, and she's telling you she's touching herself, don't buy it for a second - not even the other ends of phone sex lines touch themselves.
by Anonymous 13 years ago
by Anonymous 13 years ago
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by Anonymous 13 years ago