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Also by Riddler+14No normal person wakes up and says to themselves "I think this dress would be so much better if I didn't wear underwear", it's only slutty celebs like Miley, Lindsey, and Paris who do that, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also by Riddler+8When something is really easy we say "it's as easy as 2+2", but 2+2 is actually difficult compared to 1+1 or 0+0, so we should start using "it's as easy as 2+2" only for things that are moderately easy, not really easy, amirite?
Also by Riddler+18You hate people who always have a story to top yours, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about ve flirted+39You've flirted with other people while in a relationship, not because you would ever cheat, but just to know that you could, amirite?
Also about life and simply+259it's really irritating to hear people say "YOLO" simply to justify their constant partying, drinking, and drug use. That is not what YOLO is about. It's about actually doing something meaningful with your life, something that people will remember. Going out and partying and constantly getting wasted is frankly a waste of a perfectly good life. There is so much more you can do with your life, but the drugs blind you to anything other than the next high, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?