Pandas; They live in once place, only eat on type of food(that happens to be so void of nutritional value that they spend all the time they are not asleep eating to survive), they don't like having sex, if by some miracle they have a baby they more often than not get sat on. Clearly...

+354 Pandas; They live in once place, only eat on type of food(that happens to be so void of nutritional value that they spend all the time they are not asleep eating to survive), they don't like having sex, if by some miracle they have a baby they more often than not get sat on. Clearly evolution failed with this one, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they also always give birth to twins but only 1 survives usually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're the only bear who can't hibernate. Our climate helps, but our food is not fattening, so we don't have the blubber to hibernate.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're not bears. Your argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

his name... or i guess her name...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oops.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You spelled one wrong twice? :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Clearly society is not the only one who failed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But... pandas are so cute!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says the red dye eating douche bag. Im sure some fat human bitch has sat on their baby before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one* oh and.. one*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're so dumb, and yet they're still my favorite animal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel kind of bad for laughing at "more often than not get sat on."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My math teacher ranted to us about how much of failures pandas were once. ... hey it got us out of math class, at least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago