+118 women are like flowers upon first glance they might not seem pretty, but in time their true beauty emerges, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flowers won't bitch at your for looking at their beauty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Flowers can't speak. What if they object and we just don't know it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then they wilt and die.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Women are like flowers, only good for sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What kind of flowers aren't pretty?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Broccoli

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate to break it to you, but some women are ugly at first sight, and then they're just as ugly forever after. Actually, it's more likely that they get uglier with time.

by Anonymous 12 years ago