+80 When you think about it, an egg is basically a chicken's period, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Delightful thought. Now I'm picturing green eggs and ham (human style) *shudder*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks for that image... appreciate it

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Last time I checked, eggs were how chickens gave birth. So when you think about it, an egg is basically a chicken's baby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but it's not fertilized yet so it's not a baby

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Very well, it's the embryo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yea :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ten Inch Hero: Piper: Can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey is really good! Zo: Thanks, but I don't eat anything that had a mother. Piper: Oh. Ok. Um, egg salad, then? Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand. Priestly: Right on! Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilised, so techically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle. Priestly: Well, that- that's certainly appetising, a hen-period salad, that's lovely.

by Anonymous 12 years ago