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When you think about it, an egg is basically a chicken's period, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Delightful thought. Now I'm picturing green eggs and ham (human style)
*shudder*
by Anonymous12 years ago
Thanks for that image... appreciate it
by Anonymous12 years ago
Last time I checked, eggs were how chickens gave birth. So when you think about it, an egg is basically a chicken's baby.
by Anonymous12 years ago
but it's not fertilized yet so it's not a baby
by Anonymous12 years ago
Very well, it's the embryo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yea :P
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ten Inch Hero:
Piper: Can I make you a sandwich? The roast turkey is really good!
Zo: Thanks, but I don't eat anything that had a mother.
Piper: Oh. Ok. Um, egg salad, then?
Zo: Well, eggs are really a chicken abortion, aren't they? I mean, I support a woman's right to choose, but I don't believe anyone asked the chickens beforehand.
Priestly: Right on!
Jen: Well, actually, since farmers don't keep roosters, the eggs aren't fertilised, so techically you're just eating a byproduct of the hen's menstrual cycle.
Priestly: Well, that- that's certainly appetising, a hen-period salad, that's lovely.
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