+560 If a woman slaps you, you know you did something wrong. If a gay man slaps you, you don't know what the hell just happened. If a straight man slaps you, you think he's gay. If a straight, masculine, strong man slaps you, you wouldn't know what to think because you passed out. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right, because gay men can't be strong and masculine. For the record, I'm stronger than 95% of guys out there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not what I meant. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, so you're gay?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@236330 (wobbuffet): I really meant this in gay men in general, not groups of it. When I said, "gay men", I meant every gay man. This post is from a straight boy's perspective.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gay men really aren't that masculine.... Sorry, but it's true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sigh... There's a small percentage of effeminate gays out there. There are plenty more masculine gays (haven't you ever seen gay porn?) than the girly like purse-wearing ones, like me, but minus the purse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From a woman's point of view: if a woman slaps you, you probably did something with her boyfriend. if a gay man slaps you, your purse doesn't match your shoes. If a straight man slaps you, he's abusive. aand the strong man part remains the same

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OK, just no, this was not funny at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who ever said I was attempting to make a joke? This is really what a straight guy thinks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago