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Girls are like square roots, if they're under 13 just do 'em in your head, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
The square root of 16 is 4. And 36 is 6...
by Anonymous13 years ago
bo burnhan or something like that :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
How do you trace a scatter plot? You give the pencil to Michael J Fox!
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Having sex is like math homework- I do it best when im alone in my bed, and squaring numbers is just like women- if they're under 13 just do them in you head"
by Anonymous12 years ago
If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are Chinese, what's the chance a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time while on his knees?
by Anonymous12 years ago
And if Kim is half as old as Bobby, who is two years older than 12-year-old Tory, for how many more 30-day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's New Math!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ha, I love Bo Burnham! And just in case anyone was wondering that would make 2% of men that spend their free time and meal time while on their knees and assuming 18 is the age of consent it would take 132 months... :3
by Anonymous12 years ago
Can you do the square root of 10 in your head? (You might want to double check the lyrics to the song.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, it's saying you can square all the numbers under 13 in your head, not find the square root. The lyrics are clearer than this post.
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