"Will you be the Juliet to my Romeo?" Is a great line when you're telling the girl you like, named Juliet, that you like her, amirite?

do you then ask her to commit suicide with you after your first date?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1.This is stupid 2.Her name wouldn't even have to be Juliet 3.Romeo and Juliet is sooo overrated. One of Shakespeare's weakest female leads is the most famous. I prefer someone like Beatrice in much ado about nothing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

4. SPOILER ALERT- they both die

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you READ the actual play?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is she also 13 years old and like 10 years younger than you? That's pretty romantic, Romeo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agreed x 100.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha it somehow sounds like a euphimism for a sexual act

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, if you want to tell her romantically that you want to marry her and die for her before gettin' it on. Oh, and that she's almost too young for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but then you would have to make a trip to the kitchen to tell her that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude they both die.... read the book!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is she really 13 years old? Wow! Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Romeo and Juliet: Romeo is in love. His love dumps him. He takes Juilet as his rebound girl after crying his eyes out. They fall 'in love', cause their parents to completely freak out and almost start a war before Romeo takes a non-fatal dose of Cantarella, causing Juilet to think he's dead (as Cantarella causes a death-like state inside the body) and so she takes a fatal dose of the drug, killing her self. After Romeo wakes, he sees Juilet dead next to him and also takes a fatal dose. All in less than a week. Yes, this is TOTALY how I want to have my relationship go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not quite. Juliet takes the drug first, Romeo finds her, and kills himself in despair. Juliet awakens from her drug-induced stupor, sees Romeo dead, and stabs herself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad you got YOUR facts straight. It's laughably annoying when people insult other people with incorrect facts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oops, sorry. We're reading it this year and I typed this up at 11pm *sweatdrop* Well, at least I got the jist of it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty much you want to date someone really young and then die because she died because you thought she was dead so you killed yourself because she wanted attention so she made herself appear dead to you and you couldn't live without a girl you knew for less than a week? Cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People romanticize that play way too much. It was about two idiotic prepubescents who fell in love with the concept of love, tried to be rebellious and romantic, failed because of their hard-ass Hatfield/McCoy parents, got the best characters in the show Mercutio and Tybalt killed, then iced themselves all because of a stupid little case of misinformation. Honestly. If you want a romantic Shakespearean couple, choose Titania and Oberon. They're magical and shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey juliet, i think your fine, you really blow my mind maybe one day you and me can run away, i just want you to know, i want to be your Romeo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... no. "Can I kill your cousin, be hated by your parents, then kill myself all while we marry secretly because your parents want you to marry someone else? Signed, the weird kid who can't hold on to a relationship for more than five minutes."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not really. they both die in the end. if a guy said that to me i would be like no thanks id rather live then love you/

by Anonymous 13 years ago