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This is America and we speak American, amirite?

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Noooooo, this is the internet, America is outside.

Vinvus avatar Vinvu No Way +28Reply

I know that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the Internet, guys. But this is a joke.

Anonymous +28Reply

No, this is SPARTA!

... I'm sorry.

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Anonymous +6Reply
@IS

Patrick... MY NAME IS NOTT RICK!!!

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +20Reply
@Dwight Patrick... MY NAME IS NOTT RICK!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"

Lolitas avatar Lolita Yeah You Are +9Reply

Imagine George W. Bush saying this.

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@1298407

By election time next year, we probably won't have to imagine.

And people in Mexico speak Mexican.

Anonymous +18Reply
@And people in Mexico speak Mexican.

People in Britain speak British.

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@1298371

People who Combo Break speak Combo Breakian.

Anonymous +19Reply
@People who Combo Break speak Combo Breakian.

Americans who speak Combo Breakian are American-Combo Breakians...

Anonymous +5Reply
@Americans who speak Combo Breakian are American-Combo Breakians...

No, we don't want you fucking Immigrants taking our jobs that we don't want anyways. You will never be excepted in our society.

@Brett People in Britain speak British.

And people in England speak Englioh... Wait, no. People in Spain speak no. Gosh darn!

Ok, time for a Colbert reference "If you'd like to hear my good bye speech in English, press 1. If you'd like to hear it in Spanish, GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY! THIS IS AMERICA!"

come to canada we speak english and pretend to know french.

Anonymous +13Reply
@come to canada we speak english and pretend to know french.

Unless you live in some parts of Quebec, in which case it's the other way around.

I am an English-speaking British person, and I am offended.

mchalla3s avatar mchalla3 Yeah You Are +1Reply

This is South Africa and we speak South African English and sarcasm.

the last time i checked we speak english, so saying "this is america and we speak american" is like saying "this is mexico and we speak mexican" when really your speaking spanish.

American is NOT a language.

Sarahs avatar Sarah No Way -10Reply
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What the fuck is this garbage that's been polluting the front page? I know it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny. I laugh more at knock knock jokes than I do at this shit. And I hate knock knock jokes.

@Bob_the_Penguin Dude, calm yo' dick.

No my dicks angry and needs to vent

@Bob_the_Penguin Can your dick vent quieter?

No my dicks really loud and obnoxious

@Bob_the_Penguin Just beat him and he'll get it all out.

I'll get right on that thanks for the advice you're a swell person

@FredWeasley No my dicks really loud and obnoxious

Is it because you're a ginger? Are you mad because you have no soul?

You have English class, where you learn how to speak and write in English, NOT American.

tea_s avatar tea_ No Way -13Reply
@...do people not understand what a joke is?

Obviously not, I hate when people say this so I will bitch out everytime.

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