Noooooo, this is the internet, America is outside.
WE SPEAK INTERNET!
I know that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the Internet, guys. But this is a joke.
No, this is SPARTA!
... I'm sorry.
Patrick... MY NAME IS NOTT RICK!!!
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"
Imagine George W. Bush saying this.
By election time next year, we probably won't have to imagine.
And people in Mexico speak Mexican.
People in Britain speak British.
People on Earth speak Earthen.
People who Combo Break speak Combo Breakian.
Americans who speak Combo Breakian are American-Combo Breakians...
No, we don't want you fucking Immigrants taking our jobs that we don't want anyways. You will never be excepted in our society.
Look again, it clearly says excepted, not accepted. You guys need to get reading glasses or something.
And we're clearly telling you that you're wrong.
I'm really disappointed in you
Sorry. Born grammar nazi.
Same.. if you get rid of the grammar.
AHAHAHAH Good one.
And people in England speak Englioh... Wait, no. People in Spain speak no. Gosh darn!
Ok, time for a Colbert reference "If you'd like to hear my good bye speech in English, press 1. If you'd like to hear it in Spanish, GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY! THIS IS AMERICA!"
come to canada we speak english and pretend to know french.
Unless you live in some parts of Quebec, in which case it's the other way around.
I am an English-speaking British person, and I am offended.
This is South Africa and we speak South African English and sarcasm.
the last time i checked we speak english, so saying "this is america and we speak american" is like saying "this is mexico and we speak mexican" when really your speaking spanish.
This is Amirite, and we speak Sarcasm.
and in puns.
And occasionally in troll.
American is NOT a language.
It's a joke
What the fuck is this garbage that's been polluting the front page? I know it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny. I laugh more at knock knock jokes than I do at this shit. And I hate knock knock jokes.
Dude, calm yo' dick.
No my dicks angry and needs to vent
Can your dick vent quieter?
No my dicks really loud and obnoxious
Just beat him and he'll get it all out.
I'll get right on that thanks for the advice you're a swell person
Is it because you're a ginger? Are you mad because you have no soul?
NO I'm mad because none of you are good at being funny. Especially not you.
...are you honestly mad?
Because it's a silly thing to be mad over.
I'm madder than Tom Cruise when prop 8 was rejected
You have English class, where you learn how to speak and write in English, NOT American.
...do people not understand what a joke is?
Obviously not, I hate when people say this so I will bitch out everytime.
calm yo tits