+157 Jesus is like a spoiled rich kid. If you don't do what he says then his dad is gonna make your life hell, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

eh, make ur life hell, send you to hell. either way >.<

by Anonymous 14 years ago

God doesn't send people/make their lives hell. Many blame their problems as God's doing. He isn't to blame. There IS a little thing called SATAN who creates pain and suffering. It is just easier to blame God.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yea... i agree. that was a bad comparison...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

its funny, its not supposed to be taken literally and thought about in depth

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Dude, I love you. We have a bromance. I wouldn't make you life hell.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh my god!! you are seriously my hero! that right there made my day

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Making people happy is kinda my job :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that would be true, if jesus existed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus existed. That is historical fact. The only thing in question is whether he was the son of god or a prophet or just some guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago