+400 No woman will ever be truely satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha if only...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... That would result in many yeast infections and ER visits for both parties.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh snap... That's a good point. Fine then - turns into such a thing only on command.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is stolen, but it was too good not to post :X

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ron White's thought, not yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you fucking serious? I said that this was stolen and you still need your dumb ass to say that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse you, you did not state whom this was stolen from. I was also stating my opinion, which does not, in fact, make me a "dumb ass" so to speak. But please continue jumping down people's throats if your life is that pathetic as in to think everything in the world need to be directly related to you, or completely wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just so you know, you don't sound smart. Don't point out things needlessly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ew diz guy iz usin full sences and punchyoushuns, dude's muz go in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be a real MONEY SHOT. someone had to say it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is pure genius and going on my want list :) yes please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for Chuck Norris.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it would be better if it ejaculated a chocolate/peanut butter milkshake. I like those more than money, unless I went and used that money to go buy milkshakes and other fattening desserts right after ♥ :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But would a chocolate/peanut butter milkshake bring all the boys to your yard?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well ladies, have I got a surprise for you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you forget about lesbians

by Anonymous 13 years ago