A much better version of the k-i-s-s-i-n-g song: Johnny and Marissa sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-ng. First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes a baby in a baby carriage. Next comes pain, then comes despair. Two hearts broken beyond repair. Johnny leaves Marissa and takes the tree. d-i-v-o-r-c-e. amirite?