Also about statuses and love+19You skip those stupid Love quote statuses on facebook , Like wtf if you really love the person you're with you'd think to tell them in person and not over the internet just so everyone can know youre not single, amirite?
Also about statuses+511How to spot an unoriginal skank on facebook: she has Marilyn Monroe quotes in her status, overly edited pictures where at least one of them has text that says "to all my haterz", statuses about living it up, she comments on every cute guys status as soon as he posts it up, and is "married" to her best friend, amirite?
Also about love+12As you're growing up you realise those abstract/vague/painful love songs do indeed make sense, either that or you fell in love with a Psychopath a bit too soon in life! amirite?
Also by StaceysDad+630It frustrates you when people say that "real" women have curves - bitch, anything with a vagina is a "real" woman, amirite?
Also about status+37Angsty teen facebook status update- "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars..." No we can't. Sorry. Maybe we could for the first fifteen people who posted the exact same status but now, nope. Those airplanes will remain flying modes of transportation forever, AND THAT IS ALL! amirite?
Also by StaceysDad+28You're jealous that I have Friday off from school, amirite?
Also about status+14They should make a once-a-day status updating limit on Facebook to eliminate those annoying people who change their status every hour on the hour, amirite?
Also about statuses and love+22If you tell status shuffle that you're a teenage girl, it gives you a bunch of statuses about love and randomness. This is incredibly accurate, amirite?