+742 there is a spongebob quote for every situation in life, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. Can you think of a quote for this situation?: A man named Greg asks a snail for a taco, but the Italian restaurant was all out of bubble bath, so they had to order some from the circus of dead squirrels. When the taco arrived, Greg noticed that it was full of Mandarin oranges. He threw it at the nearest Democrat he could find and then stabbed a hole in the bottom of the ocean with a wasabi-covered broadsword.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*insert Spongebob laugh here*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*patrick voice here* I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Patrick - I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One Spongebob quote that applies to everything... "It's illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Patrick: I got it! Lets get naked! Spongebob: No lets save that for when we do real estate Yes there is a Spongebob quote for everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SB:You gotta flatter the customer P:I love you

by Anonymous 13 years ago