+365 They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think guns help because if you stand in the middle of a room and yell BANG, you're not going to kill very many people, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but if you walk up to somebody, slit their throat with the knife you still have and yell, "BANG!" it's going to end up the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I mean....maybe you'll get the old guy with heart problems?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, but they help to.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

America would be a much safer place without such easy access to guns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd have to be really dogdy on the heart for that to work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if there was a gun pointing towards you, but no one holding it to pull the trigger, the gun would not kill you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

depends if it was recently fire and being dropped from a few feet off the floor. then by luck the gun might discharge and hit you by chance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take away our guns and the ony people left with them are lunatics and bank robbers. Automatic weapons are illegal in CA, yet gangsters in LA have a shit load of them. Banning them isn't going to stop criminals from getting them. Oh and if guns didn't exist, knives, baseball bats, ice pickers (these can be deadly...), even sticks and stones can be used as weapons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the UK there are hardly any armed robberies or gun related crime (when compared with the USA), In Canada, most if not all illegal weapons are smuggled in from the USA. If the USA restricted gun use, than gun crime would decrease. I know people who have been in knife fights and won them without knives themselves, if it had been a gun they would be dead, knives take a certain amount of skill to use and even then a person stands a MUCH greater chance of survival against a knife as opposed to a gun.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

'Guns don't kill people, I kill people...with guns'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha you're not going to kill VERY MANY people? so, like several if you yell BANG?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eddie Izzard, correct?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin squirrel! Yeaaaah. Bread for my BREAD GUN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago