The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet, amirite?

+279 The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have carpet in your kitchen?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've had enough of your racism.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I apologize, i wasn't trying to offend, i just haven't seen carpet in a kitchen except on the Sims.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or directly proportional to how much dirt is on the floor!

by Anonymous 12 years ago