When you were little you use to a park and feed ducks bread. Who decided that ducks like bread, amirite?

+281 When you were little you use to a park and feed ducks bread. Who decided that ducks like bread, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To answer your question: the ducks decided!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*duck is eating some bread* OP: "How do we know that the duck likes that bread?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Back in 1789, some years after the creation of the sandwich, a man (I can't remember his name at the moment) went out on the lake for some chill time. He was eating a sandwich because of the convenience of it, and he was nonchalantly holding his sandwich slightly above the level of the water. (He was lying down in the boat, his arm resting on the edge) A duck came by and started biting the bread. This, my good friend, is how we learned that ducks like bread. *The More You Know*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously? That's so cute. smile

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...Now I feel bad. I have no idea how we know ducks like bread, but I figured everyone would appreciate a cute little story.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

[moderately disappointed]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

[moderately sorry]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Are you... serious...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's a plausible story. Odder things have been documented.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And what was in this sandwich?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ham and cheese.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was it dry?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, the man wasn't too big on condiments.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sounds like a piece of shit of a sandwich, only fit for a duck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey hey hey, plain ham and cheese is a classic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fine, It's a piece of cheese and ham with bread on the top and bottom, only fit for a duck.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And it's free at subway.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The government.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mitch did http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg6ya-3fBrw

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was a kid my friends and I used to go down to the lake with a bag of old bread or popcorn or any other kind of food that had expired, and we would try to bean the ducks on the head with it. I don't think we were doing it right.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I fed geese and fish bread more than ducks. They also like chips, apparently.

by Anonymous 12 years ago