How in the hell do they get those cars in the malls, amirite?

In mine, they drive the car underground into the basement. Then I sits on a rising podium which goes up to ground level.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They take parts of the doors apart at one of the entrances and drive the car in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

in mine, they take off the roof and catapult it in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my mall, they fit it through the secret door hidden in the Auntie Anne's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At ours, the girl who manages Abercrombie has a matter converter so we just teleport them in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In mine, the cars were already there, and we built the mall around them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine uses a portal gun

by Anonymous 13 years ago

let me guess, your mall is down the street from arpeture science.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Forget the cars, my mall has a freaking carousel in it every December.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once I asked a mall cop and he said that they used a teleportation device. Then like a week later I asked another mall cop and he said the exact same thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mall has a freaking carousel EVERY DAY. 8D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In my mall, the perfume girl is a wizard. She gets paid to apirate them in. Works out ok.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why are we getting more and more absurd each comment? My mall stole a UFO from Martians and Uses it to morph the water in the fountain magically into the car.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Magic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At mine, they just shoved it through the mailbox. We have some very persevering postmen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mines are driven in by a guy claiming to be James Bond. He comes in doing 180 MPH does 5 360° turns in the air drives backwards at 100mph and Davenport an old lady only to get out and stop a bomb. When he gets out the car he always trips

by Anonymous 13 years ago