Also about bit, car, and turn+305When you drive, it's interesting to think about the ripple effect your're having on traffic all over the city. Like, your right turn will cause another car to wait for you to turn, so he'll get to a stop light a little bit later and miss the green light, which will cause another car to be second at the light instead of first, which will cause them to miss a light somewhere up ahead, etc. Amirite?
Also about car+16For a while, I wondered why a car's speed goes so high even though speeding is a problem. Then I realized that if you happen to get into a bad ass high speed car chase that 75 mph just wouldn't cut it. Amirite?
Also by somegirl+641Just because we're friends on Facebook, does not mean we're actually friends, amirite?
Also about store, car, and turn+23I don't care what an upstanding citizen you think you are. I'm the one who has to drive this old piece of trash, and I will not tolerate upstanding, downstanding, grandstanding, brandstanding, bystanding, backstanding, forthstanding, withstanding, withoutstanding, outstanding, instanding, notwithstanding, or any old Texan standoffs! Either sit down and shut up, or get out!! Or so help me I will turn this tiny clown car right around and we're going to the drug store to pick up 600cc of nyquil. amirite?
Also about car, loud, and turn+457Playing loud music in a car is only cool when it's you. Whenever you see anyone else doing it it's like "wow turn that down, no one wants to hear it," amirite?
Also about car and turn+19The car manufacturers put a lot of extra time and effort to put that turn signal in your car, and it takes two seconds to reach your finger out and turn it on. So we should all just use them, amirite?
Also about car-3You love how people put ''Great commuting car!'' in their ads for auto. Oh really? I'm going to commute somewhere in my car? amirite?
Also about car, loud, and turn+25When you are playing a good song in the car, you unroll the windows and turn it up loud so the world can hear and it's okay. When anyone else does, they're just an asshole that needs to turn down their windows, amirite?
Also about car, loud, and shakes+552It gets on your nerves when the person in the car next to you is blaring music so loud your own car shakes. But when you do it, it's okay, and people around you can "get over it", amirite?
Also by somegirl+338Dont hit on me when your old enough to be my grandfather. Its disgusting. Amirite?