You hate it when you're personally victimized by Regina George, amirite?

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh Cady, here you go, one for you... And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Anonymous):lenn Coco? FOUR for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, get out of here. Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"she doesn't even go here!" "do you even go here?" "no, I just have a lot of feelings..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Four for you go glen coco! You go glen coco!(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this movie is so quoteable(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

likelikelikelike

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I gave him EVERYTHING. I was half a virgin when I met him !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I CAN'T GO TO TACO BELL, I'M ON AN ALL-CARB DIET. God, Karen, you are SO stupid !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boo you whore

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yo, yo, yo. All you sucka MC's ain't got nothing on me, from my grades to my rhymes you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the third. Shaken, not stirred; I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G's silent when I sneak in your door. I make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play like Shaggy, you'll know it was me, cuz the next time you see her she'll be like "ohhh Kevin G."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big *lesbian* crush on you! Suck on *that*! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't join Mathletes! It's social suicide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made out with a hot dog ? Oh my God that was one time !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hell, no. I did NOT leave the South Side for this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of mother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damaged is too gay to function. Which is only okay when I say it. Suck it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Kaitlyn Caussin is a... " "Fat whore"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Karen: *cough* *cough* I'm sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boo, you WHORE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the whore. look at your picture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She was just quoting the movie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uhm, that's a line from the movie. LOL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Cady, do you know who sings this?" "The Spice Girls?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mean Girls is an amazing movie, and you get some funny quotes about it. But this is a facebook group.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have a Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously? I thought I was the only person left on Earth who didn't have one. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I used to have one, until it got annoying with all the groups/fan pages or whatever they are. So I deleted it ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And it's really funny how you talk about this being a Facebook group when your "trousers are descending" one is from Facebook too, from what I read in the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

On wednesdays we wear PINK!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your face smells like peppermint (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is your muffin buttered?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You're like really pretty." "thanks" "so you agree, you think you're really pretty"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is so fetch!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fugly slut

by Anonymous 13 years ago