How to become faster: get someone who wants to kill you, give them an axe and if you value your life, you will become faster, amirite?

+240 How to become faster: get someone who wants to kill you, give them an axe and if you value your life, you will become faster, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or you don't become faster and die because earlier that year you underwent a serious procedure to amputate your leg after serving in a war for your country.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How to come faster: get a fuck buddy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago