+180 Why are California Cows happier than other cows? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Legalized marijuana

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Massachusetts cows now can be as groovy as California cows. They're contented because they eat way more grass and can give much more great New England milk.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Because californians know how to take care of their cows, unlike the Southern and Midwestern states.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wouldn't you be happy if you were in California?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(juggler):yeah because everything is just perfect here in the PRK.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. Taxes are too high, there are too many restrictions on freedoms, its far too crowded, more polluted and Southern California is the most violent place I've ever been to. Give me Old New England anytime, except Hartford, CT.

by Anonymous 10 years ago

Because they are so groovy. But then Vermont cows are contented and make way better milk.

by Anonymous 10 years ago