+548 I bet Ellen Degeneres gets more chicks than the douchebag guys on here, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's true. My totally straight grandmother told me that even she would go gay for Ellen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction. Ellen gets more DYKES than we do. And she can have 'em. I dun' want that shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No... because she has a girlfriend. *facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That still could be more than the 'douchebag guys'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, it probably is. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@365382 (Anonymous): a wife actually

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who says douchebag guys don't get girls? Watch Jersey Shore and you'll see what I mean.

by Anonymous 13 years ago