One PAY DAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took Mrs. HERSHEY'S downtown to the corner of Main and 5TH AVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER that was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKERS and she screamed OH HENRY: you are even better than the 3 MUSKETEERS! Soon she became CHUNKY and 9 months later, BABY RUTH was born, amirite?