Girl at bar: "I'm only drinking vodka; beer is too fattening." 2 AM in her dorm room, she's drunk out of her heels and pigging out on cheese fries, amirite?

+144 Girl at bar: "I'm only drinking vodka; beer is too fattening." 2 AM in her dorm room, she's drunk out of her heels and pigging out on cheese fries, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

true, but drinking the beer would be worse cuz it has more calories and she would still end up getting drunk and eating cheese fries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And she'd need to drink more of it to be that drunk, meaning she'll take in even more calories!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Doesn't hard liquor contain more calories than beer?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Since vodka is made from potatoes (so probably contains lots of carbs) I think it's more fattening than beer anyway.

by Anonymous 11 years ago