It's an unwritten law that nobody can hurt you when you are actually using the bathroom. Even film makers know this. Think about it, you've never seen it happen, amirite?

I think that has to change.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didnt a guy get eaten in "Zombieland" while in the restroom? I'm pretty sure getting eaten hurts. But thats the only time I've seen it. :DDDD HI!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Zombies catch you at your most vulnerable.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jurassic Park. Guy gets eaten while on the john.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's not actually using it though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he sitting there with his pants down.. on the toilet. and i'm pretty sure he has a newspaper. and in National Treasure, they burst in on that guy when he's on the toilet and he actually makes a plop!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which Jurassic Park are you talking about? I thought you meant the one where the guy hides in the porta-potty from the T-Rex

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don't exactly remember which one. he was already in the toilet and unaware there was a prehistoric reptile after him. and the national treasure one is valid, you may have to accept defeat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't seen all of the Jurassic Parks so that could be true. I honestly don't remember that happening in National Treasure though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The first one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats what I was about to say!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you meant the whole room, not just the toilet. Psycho's shower scene?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My cat always scratches my calves while I'm peeing. D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Zombieland???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It happens in the movie Hostel at the end, though I'm not sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wasn't Caesar stabbed while using the toilet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WTF are you talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry yeah, it wasn't Caesar but someone did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, okay. Hahaha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty sure theres a myth Elvis died in the bathroom...if thats what you were thinking of...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't he die from overdose? I mean... ELVIS ISN'T DEAD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just look up toilet prank on Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw2HqyI-QRA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jean-Paul Marat was stabbed in the bathtub.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're absolutely wrong, people get blown up on toilets in the movies and on TV. Lots of deaths in the tub/shower as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

one word: Zombieland. how can you miss that when it's one of the most hilarious movies ever? I do not know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*guy with a chain saw kicks the door open* "HOLY SHIT!" *plop* "Dude, did you just.." "Well you startled me. What did you expect?" "For you to scream.. not shit yourself." "This is just awkward. Let's pretend this never happened." "Oh, all right.." *leaves* This is why. People would poop out of fear and it'd just be really awkward.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaha I love this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Austin Powers, the lucky charm guy died

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It seems like it's either right before they're about to go or right after.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We aren't talking about Marat. We're talking about in movies, not in real life. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No they said that nobody dies in the bathroom and even movie makers know that. So sorry but we are talking about both.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jurassic PArk!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude, community - paintball fight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In Zombieland it happens often enough so it's a *rule*-Avoid Bathrooms..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

King Kong! The guy is sitting and using the toilet, then King Kong eats his head off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a scene in The Man with Samuel L Jackson where some guy named Manny gets walked in by the bad guys and he gets shot while on the john

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jurassic Park.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snakes on a plane , doesn't some dude get his penis bitten by a snake in the toilet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

right here. This guy beat me to it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's revise this rule, shall we? Law of the Bathroom: No individual shall be assaulted by another person while the former is using the toilet. I think this covers it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Zombieland..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YEAH! What @warriorgaybie said ;) He he

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I agree with austin powers, he is on the toilet and gets choked by the Irish henchman

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know about getting hurt while you're using the bathroom, but I'm quite sure people use the bathroom when their getting hurt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago