+254 How come when I die and come back to life everyone trys to shoot me because I'm a zombie, but when Jesus dies and comes back to life its like he's so special and god's son and stuff, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus was the son of God before he died dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus was the son of a "virgin" slut bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mary is his mother, God is his father, and you're still a dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, my dad is god too. "Hey look everybody, that guy said his dad was god, Lets all believe him. He said it so it must be true!!" <-- Thats another sheep like you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He was the son of God before the whole cross thing. So technically you are wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fucking know he was. Well not really, because I don't believe in that shit. It was a fucking joke dumbasses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A very poorly worded joke, and why post about something you don't believe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy fuck, The point of all this was to point out the fact that if Jesus Christ was real, he was a fucking zombie, because when you die and come back to life You are a fucking zombie. Do you fucking get it yet? Also, if this Jesus character was real, he was also a communist. His beliefs were very similar to communist beliefs. Now go ahead and give me some bible verses that say that I'm wrong there too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just a typical atheist. Wild guess, you prob follow that FSM bs. & why say holy if you don't believe in anything holy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

holy satan maybe? Not really, because I also don't believe in Satan. If I did, I would be an idiot. FSM!! If I believed in a god, it would be him. Don't be jealous that my god is made of spaghetti and yours doesnt even have a face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From all of your previous comments you seem to be an idiot already. I have no need to be jealous of the fsm because if it's followers are as blind as you it is not worth my time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're are an idiot. This entire conversation was me being an idiot, to fuck with idiots that take everything serious, like you. Dumb fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I are are an idiot? Good job on that one. If you can't handle someone criticizing your post, then this place isn't for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I handle it just fine. Like I said, I was fucking with you. Don't be dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey douchelord get a brain!! Maybe then you'll realize how brain-dead you're acting right now. And also, I think you should go back to elementary English class and learn how to use the words "then" and "than" properly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono good job

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was actually making fun of your little rant because that commenter used the right "then."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I realized. That was also a sarcastic "thank you".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's ok we all fail sometimes. Including myself just now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We do all fail sometimes, it's just that the commenter pointed out the mistake on SUICYCO's comment so I felt I should point out his mistake as well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never used the word "then" or "than" or are you talking to the other dude? I wasn't paying attention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nah, the other guy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Jesus resurrected physically perfect except those wounds from the nails. Unlike your zombie which is very unreal. You've seen zombies in the movies right? LOL. It's funny you don't believe in Jesus but in zombies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Jesus resurrected physically perfect except those wounds from the nails. Unlike your zombie which is very unreal. You've seen zombies in the movies right? LOL. It's funny you don't believe in Jesus but in zombies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Zombies kill but Jesus saves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey zombies save. They save peoples brains for later.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus kills alot, Look how many people die for jesus, or die because of jesus.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u guys need to chill...it was just a joke =.= *sigh* wonders why every time there's a joke some idiot takes it seriously

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Log in dumbshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That wasn't me PNK. I'm always logged in.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name isn't PNK anymore dumbshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah, Let it go bro!! Let it go!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL. Jebus people need to lay off of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, It was a joke. Calm the shit down.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey i'm religious and this post isn't offensive. Stop being so sensitive and learn to take a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

died because of Jesus?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Jesus isn't trying to kill us, but you (as a zombie) are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The joke May not have been offensive, but the fact that the comments are making fun of and belittling my powerful God is offensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyone is always talking trash about satan and not worrying about sadists feelings. So grow some balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP must be jealous

by Anonymous 13 years ago