I'm sorry.. how?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Voldemort: Harry potter? Harry: Um... hi. So...um... How's death? Voldemort: Crappy, you little cheese fart. Harry: So I killed you, and you killed some of my friends and my parents. I think I deserve an apology. Voldemort: ...only if you do something for me *wink* *wink* Harry: Well, this is a little awkward. How would you feel if the person that killed your parents and friends came back after you killed them. It would be awkward.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's not the exact series of events I had imagined, but it pretty much sums up the post.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh, I see....Haha, I lol'd at "cheese fart"!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

that guy just won't go away, will he?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'm glad he never does. VOLDEORT 4EVA!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wow. Loophole I haven't seen before. Though it's possible that his soul was so messed up that it's not possible, though.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

He was still a person, nomatter how scarcely. Also, he dreaded death more than anything else. But it would be a stupid ending.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

(NO!!!): yeah!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I thought JKR said something about how he couldn't come back as a ghost?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I'll look that up.

by Anonymous 14 years ago