An eye for an eye, would make the world full of pirates. Amirite?

In a better world maybe....In this world everybody would need a cane a pair of sunglasses and a helper dog.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why would everyone need sunglasses? Who cares if they've lost one eye, everyone else has.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then we could wipe out the ninjas :}

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the ninjas will ALWAYS prevail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah but pirates are cooler :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And besides, pirates have wenches! When was the last time you saw a ninja with a date?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, ninjas just touch themselves because nobody else will.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, exactly! I think that might have just made my day. =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a tooth for a tooth would make the world full of rednecks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But somebody had to take out someone else's eye first, though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah Yarrrrrrrrgh right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is a quote. forget who said it, but the actual phrase is 'if we follow an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, we we be a nation blind and toothless.' or something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The eyepatch industry would boom!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now you're onto something. This could actually bring us out of the recession!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH my gosh, and everyone would also need to have a doctor to stop the bleeding, so there would be more doctors. And since this case is so common insurance companies might insure more patients, make more money and medicare's pricing might lower.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right, and since we'd all be pirates, we wouldn't need oil anymore, we'd just set the sails and swab the deck and drink rum. So sails++, swabs++, and rum++;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And we'd treat animals better because almost all of us would have a pet parrot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wouldn't we have peg legs too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some of us might, but the cool ones like Captain Jack Sparrow would have an amazing sense of humor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Captain Jack Sparrow!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep and if you're captain your name has to be Morgan.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, and you always have to have a barrel to put your foot on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See we're solving the "energy crisis", "medical crisis" and the "economic crisis" all at the same time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We should be elected president.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh-ho don't start with me on that one. Just listen to Dead Prez's - lets get free album, then I won't have to type for so long. And yes I'll be running in the year 2024.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really? I'll be sure to vote for you. Wait I can't because I dont know you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'll know. I'll be the youngest person to run for president. Even if I don't win in 2024, in 2028 if I get elected, re-elected, I'll be the youngest person ever to hold office.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh very nice. I love the ambition. I'm definately vioting for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah its not really like I thought of this one 5 minutes ago. I'll run every four years til the day I die, with the top down screaming out money ain't a thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. When did you decide you were gonna be the next president no matter what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not the next one but you have to be 35 to be president I turn 35 in 2021, and 2024 is the next election. I started with this over a year ago.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, good luck to you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... leg for a leg? sure. And parrots, we'll need lots of parrots

by Anonymous 13 years ago