-359 An easier solution to a girlfriend. Xbox 360, only a 300 dollar down payment and only an additional 50 dollars a year, what a great deal, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol. Fail is so 2009.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Xboxes don't blow you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure they do, they have a fan in them. Besides Xboxes are easier to turn on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, they blow ON you. They don't give you blow jobs, they don't have boobs, they get a red ring of death, and you have to pay to keep in touch with your friends on them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol Why do you care so much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I care as much as you cared to post it. You made a point by posting this and I'm just making a counter-point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH, you also need a few bucks for a bottle of Jergens, jackass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lolsssssssss You can tell who runs this site by the rating

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure, if you like fucking a game console

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahaha whoever posted this is a real loser

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you gonna fuck your xbox? have fun with that...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you can't play modern warfare 2 on your girlfriend and you can play with an xbox all night ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perv.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why, thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-facepalm-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and they wouldnt annoy you :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how the only real complaint on here is about not being able to have sex with a game console. I guess that's the only thing women are useful for these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago