+367 Going to the beach can suck because you have to deal with unattractive people wearing minimal clothing, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(in my smooth british accent) dear lord i saw you there last time on the beach package gazing, my boy. I wouldn't say that's swimming down the right stream sexually, now, chap. Grab a bow and arrow, hunt for your dinner, and quit gazing at the trouser tree trunks now, would you, good chap?

by Anonymous 13 years ago