If my name was Jack and a giant bean stalk popped out of my garden, I wouldn't climb it, I'd call the Guinness Book Of World Record, amirite?

+497 If my name was Jack and a giant bean stalk popped out of my garden, I wouldn't climb it, I'd call the Guinness Book Of World Record, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if your name was Steve?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... then i wouldn't have a bean stalk

by Anonymous 13 years ago