+852 All the coolest birds (chickens, ostriches, penguins, flamingos) are the ones that don't fly, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

flamingos can fly :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said DON'T fly, not CAN'T fly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flamingos do fly. Up to 600km a night infact. Know your facts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry flamingos DO fly .. happy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chickens can fly... just not far. So can flamingos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M OBSESSED WITH FLAMINGOS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the EAGLEEEE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

don't forget peacocks!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And doe-doe birds!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FAIL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Dodo birds. They're extinct. |:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I knew I spelled it wrong. I know they're extinct, that's what makes them cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you say sooooooooo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chickens can fly, just not very far.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the first commenter to say that. No one before you said the exact same thing. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about Swallows. They have the cooliest tails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Fox-Cat): do you mean an African swallow or a European swallow?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because an African swallow can carry a coconut across the pacific, but a European one cant... unless there are two, but how would they fly together...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They could grip it by the husk...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And elephant birds, moas, and GASTORNIS. All extinct though...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about the grackle? Those are awesome

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU FORGOT EMU'S GODDAMIT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about ducks? Ducks are pretty cool!

by Anonymous 13 years ago