Also about god and universe-29The notion that God is all knowing frees humanity of any blame for original sin, since God knew that we would make bad choices with our free will before He gave it to us. Either God intentionally created flawed creatures in a flawed universe or He tried His best to create perfect creatures in a perfect universe. If the first is true, then God is a sadistic jerk. If the second is true, God isn't all powerful. Either way, this is not a deity worthy of worship, amirite?
Also about god+635"Who created humans?" - "God, of course!!" - "...who created God?" - "YEW SHUT YURR GOD DAMN ATHEIST MOUTH BITCH", amirite?
Also by Tiny_Tim+282It's cool how the strangest foods mixed together make some of the best foods. We should stop being discriminative of what foods go with what, amirite?
Also about man and god+703A man asks God, "What's a million years to you?" God says, "A second." The man says, "So then what's a million dollars to you?" God says, "A penny." So the man asks "Can I borrow a penny then?" To which God replies, "In a second." Amirite?
Also about man, god, and universe+8It's possible to maintain Christian faith while listening to Stephen Hawking's theories. Why couldn't God create the universe this way? The Bible shows man's interpretation of how it happened while still inspired by God. I'm not saying he did create it that way necessarily, but it's interesting to think about, amirite?
Also about man and god+18I was thinking and don't get offended, but God made man in his image. And man is not born circumcised. Therefore, if God had a slong he wouldn't be circumcised. amirite?
Also about man and god+17To what extent this witty remark of Voltaire is true: God created man at his image but man paid him back with his own coins by creating a God at his image? amirite?
Also about man and god+285In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created men and rested. The God created women. Since then, neither God nor man has rested, amirite?
Also about man and god+16Man does not need God to be moral. Religion divides more than it unites. Religion is incompatible with Science. Scriptures are man-made and demonstrably false. God did not create man in his image. Man created God in his. amirite?