Women's punishment for sin was painful childbirth and menstrual cycle. Men's punishment was dealing with women. God doesn't hate gays. He's just mad that they found a loophole in the system. amirite?

congrats to daniel tosh for that one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait, i don't get it... what's the loophole?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not having to deal with women

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ohhhh nevermind i get it. i though it said "God doesn't hate guys" not gays, lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like this post(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love this so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God doesn't hate anyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i never said he did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah just making a point because it was implied.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

god hates fags.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not a good way to represent god. god hates the sin but lovees the sinner and you should too but dude.. dont talk like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is what a majority of christians believe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its not right though. Christianity is based on love not hate. And if your goal is to truely win someone to God, you dont go around saying that God hates them for their lifestyle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am not trying to win someone to god, I am just reporting what I observe from christians.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmm well.. some christians actually love God and know his character. The extremists that say those things truely are ignorant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the bible contradicts itself all the time so who knows what to believe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

help me out here. where does it contradict itself?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look it up somewhere, I am too lazy to find them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahaha you dont have any. And trust me, any "contradiction" is usually someone taking a verse literally when it should be taken figuratively. But cmon man, dont tell me the bible contradicts itself without having evidence to back it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html#good_to_all Make sure you read Introduction to contradictions, because your "it's meant to be taken figuratively" excuse happens to be number 1. Enjoy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First off i actually got my bible. Most of them misquoted the bible completely. Others are about God's character "Is he a god of war or peace" This would require about a mile long response and i know you dont wanna hear it. But the site is entitles infidels.com ... It is completely bogus, full of misinterpretations, misquotation, and just lies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, what is conventionally known as "the bible" today is a long edited version of a larger more comprehensive collection of works that were, once canonized, cut down to fit today's ideologies. Read the Jewish bible and tell me it's not so. Genesis/Exodus is kinda effed up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The books themselves arent edited. But there was a collection of books that were put together to make the nowaday bible. But its not like the bible was changed. God gives us enough information to make a educated choice between him and whatever else. And how is genesis and exodus messed up?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is the best thing i've ever read.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahaha!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why does he hate fags?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he doesnt..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(shannon):okay because a lot of people on this site say he does

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha do they know him personally? ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those who do actually know God personally would never say that "god hates fags"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao, this isn't true but it did make me laugh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

daniel tosh.. yes..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh how I love D. Tosh, <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God doesn't hate gays, but I can sure as heck say that a gay is NEVER going to heaven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And who gave you a say in who goes into Heaven or Hell?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EXACTLY! I'm fairly religious and I believe that anyone can get into Heaven, despite their sexual orientation!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:) Agreed, even though I'm not very religious myself. I just can't stand when a person says someone can't get into Heaven just because they are attracted/in love with someone in the same gender (or anything along those lines). It's not their fault and they can't help it. It just really annoys me. I'm pretty sure God will let a good, kind-hearted, and a believer into Heaven no matter what their sexuality is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the one thing I never understood. Whenever someone said "God doesn't like gays", I got so confused. I mean; God is supposed to love EVERYONE, equally.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay! You got on the front page for copying Daniel Tosh! Get some creativity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't trying to copy him dipweed. I just heard him say this and it's fucking funny so posted it here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This site is am I rite. Not "isdanieltoshrite".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe I wanted to see if people think Daniel Tosh is right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, okay. I'm in no mood to get in a long argument.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank God.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God is a dick. I'm going to kill him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good luck with that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was kidding. You can't do that. Can you really be that stupid?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You were being sarcastic? Damn. I would have never expected that. I can do it. It's the fact that I'm smart which allows me to do it, infact. I'd explain how, but it would take a VERY long time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course you wouldn't expect that cause you're a stupid Anon. lol Stfu you aren't smart. Keep dreaming kid. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I'm not an "Anon". I posted the original message when I wasn't logged in, and figured it would be confusing to be logged in and reply. For one who believes in God's "almighty" power, you sure as hell have a potty mouth :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao. Me? God's believer? You are quiet mistaken. I'm agnostic. Thanks for trying to make me look like a dumbass though. Next time kid. Next time. Potty mouth? Oh God... Grow up. These words are used by everyone. It's not that bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Agnostic, yet firmly defending god's power. Hypocrisy? You must have learned that from the Bible. And to the "grow up": If you had any sense of logic, you would understand that my bringing up your "potty mouth" was a reference to the contrast between what you're defending, and how you defend it. Lastly, I'm much less of a kid than you. Right now, I stereotype you as a 19/20 year old taking a bitch course in university. You aren't going anywhere in life, so you devote your time to religious theory and worthless philosophy. Please don't argue about your age either, I don't care.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I must continue in a separate bubble, because my computer is hateful. As I was saying... blah blah blah, worthless philosophy. You enjoy degrading people, especially when they have some kind of plan in life. Lastly, you are the kinda bitch that isn't quite a lowly whore, but also isn't an intelligent scholar. You know that no one will ever take you seriously, so you try to dapple in serious subjects to set yourself up as a deep thinker. The likelihood is that I'm right, but I could be wrong as i used a stereotype i gathered from the way you spoke and were degrading. Also, please don't tell me I'm wrong. Neither of us can prove anything, and it would be senseless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would also like to note that your defense of swearing sets you up as a seventh/eighth grader who is new to it, and because you are scared of getting caught, you defend it saying "everyone does it". Yes, I have conflicting stereotypes, but that doesn't matter. The point is, child, that you should watch who you talk down to. Some of us have brains enough to not be intimidated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure you didn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, I didn't. Now drop it. I have my own damn opinions. I don't need some person on the Internet to tell me I'm wrong for doing things I do.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You started it ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

K

by Anonymous 13 years ago

: You can't. He's not there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then I guess I can get to plan two and kill a bunch of religious fanatics. Thanks for the heads-up :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago