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Baby, I need you like JFK needed a car with a roof. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
DAMN IT
i forgot to log in before i posted this D:
by Anonymous13 years ago
BEST.PICK.UP.LINE.EVER
by Anonymous13 years ago
too soon?
by Anonymous13 years ago
too so- oh wait never mind
by Anonymous13 years ago
quoting bo burnham are we?
by Anonymous13 years ago
hell yeah!
bo burnham is the MAN.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ugh I hate when people steal bo burnhams jokes. And don't even do it right
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know right? whoever posted this is an idiot. it's WANTED, not needed.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Lil Beck): Needed makes more sense though. JFK decided against a car with a roof before he left.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Still, if you're gonna quote a song, quote it right.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Lil Beck): True. I supposed I would be annoyed if I had heard the song before I read this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHA
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bo Burnham ftw
by Anonymous13 years ago
Man. I love Bo. I could quote that song for so long.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bo is seriously a lyrical genius. I'm obsessed :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Cheesy pick up line strikes again
by Anonymous13 years ago
too soon....
by Anonymous13 years ago
ahahaha.
i wasn't quoting the song, the post was *inspired* by the song.
im well aware of the song lyrics yall.
dont get your panties all in a wad!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Posts copying comedians/musicians SHOULDN'T be home paged.
by Anonymous13 years ago
are you aware that that saying has been around for a long time, bo burnham just happened to put it into lyrics form.
chiiiiiilllll, its gonna be ok. i promiseeeee.
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