+679 Baby, I need you like JFK needed a car with a roof. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DAMN IT i forgot to log in before i posted this D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEST.PICK.UP.LINE.EVER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too soon?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too so- oh wait never mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

quoting bo burnham are we?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hell yeah! bo burnham is the MAN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh I hate when people steal bo burnhams jokes. And don't even do it right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? whoever posted this is an idiot. it's WANTED, not needed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Lil Beck): Needed makes more sense though. JFK decided against a car with a roof before he left.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Still, if you're gonna quote a song, quote it right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Lil Beck): True. I supposed I would be annoyed if I had heard the song before I read this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHHA

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bo Burnham ftw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man. I love Bo. I could quote that song for so long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bo is seriously a lyrical genius. I'm obsessed :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cheesy pick up line strikes again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

too soon....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahahaha. i wasn't quoting the song, the post was *inspired* by the song. im well aware of the song lyrics yall. dont get your panties all in a wad!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Posts copying comedians/musicians SHOULDN'T be home paged.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you aware that that saying has been around for a long time, bo burnham just happened to put it into lyrics form. chiiiiiilllll, its gonna be ok. i promiseeeee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago