When you think about it, prostitution isn't really the world's oldest profession. Let's say that the first whore ever agreed to be paid in fish. The first ever client must have been a fisherman, amirite?

+298 When you think about it, prostitution isn't really the world's oldest profession. Let's say that the first whore ever agreed to be paid in fish. The first ever client must have been a fisherman, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So so truee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's from How I Met Your Mother

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Barney Stinson XDD (And Marshal, of course)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lawyered

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always thought that by oldest, they meant professions that are still common. I mean, if the first whore charged a pound of Mammoth ribs for her... services, then prostitution would be the oldest professon since mammoth hunting isn't too big these days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago