+280 The State farm jingle doesn't work in real life, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I tried singing it when our car broke down. But then I realized we have Triple A. ...I still have hope.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No shit Sherlock..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Only if you believe.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

WHAT?! My life no longer has meaning. Excuse me while I go hang myself because of this groundbreaking discovery.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is here, with some oxygen. Oh hey!

by Anonymous 12 years ago