+396 It would be funny to have a dog named Myuncle, then you could laugh at people's expressions when you say things like "Myuncle took a shit on my front lawn yesterday"or "Myuncle likes to lick my face" or "Myuncle sniffed some random dude's butt at the park this morning", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We had to put Myuncle down today.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Myuncle was humping my leg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that would be epic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We just got Myuncle fixed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Myuncle eats everything I drop on the floor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While reading this I imagined an actual person doing these things...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the other day i caught myuncle trying to hump the neighbors cat, so i swat em' on the head with a news paper

by Anonymous 9 years ago