Once I was at a party at my cousins house, and a drunk lady came up to me and sat down next to me and stated saying to me, "It's going to be okay, don't worry, it's going to be okay." and I was like, "I know" then she kept saying how everything was going to be okay and I had no clue what she was talking about.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw an episode of Mythbusters when they had to get drunk for an expairiment, and Kari asked Grant- "What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, nice. I was barwatching, since there's a bar by my house, and a lady walked outside and goes "METH MAKES YOU SKINNY." And another one was like, "DOES ANYONE HERE NOT SMOKE POT?" It was interesting to say the least.

by Anonymous 13 years ago