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We all have that friend whose name is perfect for making dozens of different nicknames from, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have a friend whose name is Connor Kitchen, we call him all kinds of stuff like "The Kitchenator" or "Kitch" or "CK, Calvin Klein"
by Anonymous12 years ago
My name is Victoria. Vicky, Tori, Vickster, Toria, Vick, Ria, Oreo (off Oria), Victor, Sorry, Story (rhymes with Tori) et cetera. Every time someone says something that sounds remotley like this I feel like someone said my name XD
by Anonymous12 years ago
My name's Harper Hay. So far I've been: Harper, Harpo, Hey Hay, Hey Hey Harper Hay, Harpo the Hippo, Harpo the Purple Hippo, Oprah, J-Hizzle, Harry, Harper Potter, Harpy, H-Bomb, Spaz, Fatso, Foot-Girl, and I'm currently the Harp-Dawg. 15 nicknames. There's probably more I can't remember. (P.S., I've had each of these names for at least a month each.)(BTW: the mean ones "Fatso, Foot-Girl" are mainly between me, my friends, and Brian. Brian's such a douche.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am that friend. I have so many nicknames that are ALL variations of my first or last name. I feel like everyone I know calls me something different, it's ridiculous.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey there Ovary.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hahahha. I've never been called Ovary before, but I HAVE gotten Pavement.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Pavement? That's awesome.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, one of my best friends calls me Pavement/Pave like it's my actual name. It went from Avery to Pavery to Pave to Pavement.
by Anonymous12 years ago
In 8th grade, my algebra techer called a kid named Avery "Ovary" by accident. It stuck.
by Anonymous12 years ago
My name's Dominique. Tenacious D, Domo, Domino, Dom, Auntie D, D, Eeko, etc.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Alejandro:
-Marijuano (apparently I have stoner eyes. . .)
-Biddy
-Dro
-Caveman
-Lil Guppy
-Navarro (last name)
^all the nicknames I've had over the past 3 years that I can list off of the top of my head. I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting
by Anonymous12 years ago
My boyfriend's name is Richard, so of course everyone calls him Dick... You can only imagine the jokes he gets... Someone massages his shoulders, "I'm massaging my dick!"
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