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Mom: When I tell you that my best friend is a gay guy does not mean that we are dating and I'm using that for a cover, it means that one of my amazing great friends is a guy and gay and we are going shopping next week to look for cute outfits. So please stop saying we are dating and having sex because we aren't, amirite?

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Clay_s avatar Clay_ Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Hipster YOUR GAY

Either add "best friend" to the end of that or change your spelling. Take your pick.

Anonymous +9Reply

No, youre gay.

you must be gay if you're shopping for "cute outfits"

Your mom is on here?

I had a read this a few times before I understood it.

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