+638 The Krusty Krab shouldn't be able to stay in business with only two employees, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Chum Bucket hasn't sold a thing in years...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're only in business because Spongebob's an EPIC fry cook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spongebob is one of those employees so your argument is invalid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because it is a cartoon I'm guessing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because they have whiny little queers like all of you wearing assless pants in the basement working for 4 cents a week and unlimited intragender sex. Zany little cock doofuses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Verily! The rare Troll approaches! This specimen must be inexperienced too. In the same encounter he both explicitly called us homosexua. And used toned down swear words like zany and doofus. Anyone want to bet how old he is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Verily?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes verily. I use it because I am a strange person. It basically means " hey guys check this shit out."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. It means "truly."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Heh. I'm an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention his name is "CaptainWieners"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah i actually LOL on this one. nice job

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or in your case, "hey boys, who wants to pack it in my trunk first?" and the term for your kind of "strange" is in fact homosexual.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I actually have a truck. It has a bed. No trunk, sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well in the movie, they made another one next door so they were down to like 1 per krusty krab

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, i forgot about that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a metaphor for "I beg you pardon, gentlemen. I seek for my prostate to be stimulated anally, and by your penises. Whom will be the first man to insert thier penis into my rectal cavity in the pursuit of mutual pleasure?". Besides, you said it. I just paraphrased. Cock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...And you say MY jokes are worse than your mom jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The word your looking for is idiom. If you had compared me to said act, you could have called it a metaphor. Don't worry though, we all make mistakes. Male genetalia.

by Anonymous 13 years ago