+515 Why isn't Pacman fat? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because he is running away from a bunch of ghosts all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, but I guess we can't really draw a conclusion until we know how many calories are in each dot, and how many calories he burns by running.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he wont stop excersising until he dies :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pacman's a CIRCLE. Therefore, is kind of is already fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

His stomach is a black hole, just like Kirby's.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's always working out. Gotta keep in shape to keep up with Mrs. Pacman.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

round is a shape ;P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly. We wouldn't want him to get all oval or square on us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he's a circle. fat people are circles too, therefore pacman is fat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pacman isn't fat because he's 2-D.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He runs while he eats, so he burns it off.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because he's a disembodied head.

by Anonymous 13 years ago