Also by Tweedledee+229It's weird that adding an "h" makes something go from disgusting to something adorable that little kids love[poo/pooh], amirite?
Also about hair+24People with curly hair shouldnt spend 2 hours straightening their hair when they know that it is going to rain that day, amirite?
Also about hair, stomach, and gross+327Its gross if the girl in the relationship is hairier than the guy. And I'm not talking about the hair on your head. I mean chest, stomach, arms and legs. amirite?
Also about men and hair+13now that were men we have facial hair, now that were men patrick:i changed my underwear! no we never had a chance when we were kids NO NO NO! but take a look at what the mer maid did HA HA HA!!!! now that were men weve got the stuff were tough enough to save the dayyyyyy!!!! amirite?
Also about hair+266Pubic hair grows back quicker than any other type of hair. amirite?
Also about men, hair, and stomach+2,674It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?
Also about men and hair-42every boss has body shamed men by forcing them to shave because of their "unkept appearance"... good luck trying that with women. I was also asked to cut my long hair as a cook to keep hair out of food all while the woman servers were contaminating food with their long hair and weren't even asked to wear hair net s, amirite?
Also about hair and gross+26Its gross when you find hair in food... not your hair... a strangers hair... amirite?