Mail him back his condoms. Say they're no use to you're new boyfriend, they're too small.
That's mean =(
That's revenge. And who knows? He might deserve it.
Why are people so obsessed with revenge?
Oh honey, that's not even good revenge. It's called a joke, and if a guy massively hurts you, sometimes little things, that don't really hurt anyone, can help. Come to me when your boyfriend gets 5 other girls pregnant and see if you feel the same way.
Sorry I'm a guy and I think I'll turn down your offer since it's not cool to do that
Way to fuck up lyrics.
It's "Fuck it I faked it, aren't you proud?"