+279 Squidward never wears pants, that practically makes him a porn star. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

He doesn't need to wear pants. His penis is on his face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@ 133404 (trazzz): haha, so true... stupid dicknose!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well patrick never wears a shirt...does this make him a porn star?? [:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aww you beat me too it... Patrick, the porn star starfish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Patrick Pornstar. Kind of a nice ring.

by Anonymous 11 years ago